Slogan Tees So Wild, They Should Come With A Parental Advisory Sticker
Settled, Once and For All

Philosophers and self-help coaches have battled for years over whether the glass is half-empty or half-full. But this woman just solved the argument in one stylish swoop. Her tee takes the whole debate and flips it on its head with logic that even Einstein might’ve smirked at.
Half water, half air makes it a full glass. The shirt doesn’t just settle the score; it does it with attitude. The best part? She manages to make science look like a fashion statement. There’s something about the confidence of someone who corrects both optimists and pessimists while looking this good doing it.