Slogan Tees So Wild, They Should Come With A Parental Advisory Sticker
The Gospel of Style
This picture might be the most polite brush-off ever printed on fabric. She’s serving up serious girl-next-door energy with the highlighted hair and statement earrings, but that navy blue shirt is doing all the talking. It’s a preemptive strike against anyone who might suggest anything different from a Mormon-based lifestyle.
The genius part is how casual it all looks. No judgment, no lecture, just a simple heads-up that whatever you’re proposing probably isn’t happening. The ellipsis after “I can’t” leaves just enough room for imagination, while the punchline shuts whatever you suggest down. She might know a thing or two about having fun, but it likely isn’t your regular version.